The Unitarian Jihad spreads a lack of panic through the country

A startling new revelation of rational non-fundamentalists seeks to undremine the fabric of our increasingly repressive and hysterical theocracy:

People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere!

The Unitarian Jihad

For those of you ready to join the revolution, there's also a Unitarian Jihad Name Generator.

Thanks to Heather for forwarding the link...
(posted by Brother Shuriken of Mild Reason)