Sunday, April 03, 2005
My hat in the ring
As we mourn the loss of our Holy Father, our thoughts must turn to who will next lead the faithful. At this point I am officially declaring my candidacy for Pope. My platform is simple: I promise to bring the circus back to the Vatican! May the Holy Spirit lead the Cardinals to the correct decision for the Church. By the way, if chosen, I will have a contest to decide what my official Papal name will be. I am currently accepting submissions.
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2 comments:
Man, that's a tough call. So many good options... but I have to go with:
Pope Ricky the Infidel
pope bellieus maximus above the testiculus unfunctionus!
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