In the true spirit of Surrealism, I didn't realize that I had Surrealist predictions for the new year, until I wrote them in an email this morning. In case they come true, I'll post them here:
- A new virus will be unleashed that makes people grow Portuguese-speaking fish heads over their entire body
- Eight-legged snakes will take the place of the traders on the floor of the NYSE for one day
- The date of Tristan Tsara’s birthday celebration will be determined by cutting out numbers from the newspaper, mixing them up in a paper bag, and selecting 3 numbers at random
- President Bush will give a press conference wearing the head from a chicken suit, and the body of a gorilla suit. He will speak for 5 minutes, in a conversational tone, without using any consonants.
- After the instantaneous evaporation of Kathleen McGinty, the Creature from the Black Lagoon (a native Floridian, mind you) is named the Secretary of the Department of Environmental Protection
- Two Words: Carbon Tree Fickle Note Frog Tasting
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