Sunday, December 18, 2005

What is this product?

quick, tell me: what are they selling with this copy?
"An Experience Beyond Words
Sophisticated Sensuality.
Extravagant Performance.
Inspired Design.
Precision-Engineered Technology."


It's just a toilet, people. The last time I had "An Experience Beyond Words" on the toilet, it was a BAD ONE. and what, exactly, is "extravagant" performance from a toilet? Pretty goofy stuff.

1 comment:

Biggus Nickus said...

you could apply that copy to a freaking pencil sharpener. its pretty generic stuff! that is hillarious though! I dont think that experiences on toilets are usually the things we choose to remember and recall when we are buying them but hey....they thought so!